Teenage-dom is a contagious disease, and I'm afraid I must have contracted it. The symptoms are troubling, and undeniable - here are the top ten:

1) Listening to Blink 182 with way too much regularity *
2) Having to fight back the occasional desire to yell things like "That's not fair!"
3) Suddenly finding I can both understand and speak the language of grunts
4) Wanting to go to go see horrible action films instead of doing homework
6) Became disoriented for at least 24 hours after a good-looking guy winked at me
7) Can laugh at nearly anything, far too loudly, when I'm with friends
7) Can swear without feeling like a dork (or a jerk)
8) Said "True 'dat" TWICE in the last week **
9) Having odd urges to attend large, loud social events, like parties or shows

And finally...

10) Will not even bother to spell check this document before posting it. 

* Anybody who has heard Blink 182 is likely thinking "Listening to Blink 182 AT ALL is way too much regularity" and you'd be right. This is serious.

** AGHHH!!!!